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    <title>TEMPORARY UPDATE ANOUNCEMENT -- AT THE PARK</title>
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    <published>2008-05-29T16:50:38Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-30T00:05:08Z</updated>

    <summary>HI GUYS,I&apos;VE BEEN A BIT REMISS IN  POSTING. IT&apos;S BEEN DUE TO REAL WORLD DEALINGS, BUT BELIEVE ME, I&apos;VE GOT A TON OF MATERIAL WAITING TO GO, SO PLEASE BE PATIENT.HOWEVER, TODAY, THURSDAY, MAY 29, I MAKE MY ANNUAL PILGRA-DAMAGE...</summary>
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        <name>Dan Weisman, Baseball Investigator</name>
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        <![CDATA[HI GUYS,<div><br /></div><div>I'VE BEEN A BIT REMISS IN  POSTING. IT'S BEEN DUE TO REAL WORLD DEALINGS, BUT BELIEVE ME, I'VE GOT A TON OF MATERIAL WAITING TO GO, SO PLEASE BE PATIENT.</div><div><br /></div><div>HOWEVER, TODAY, THURSDAY, MAY 29, I MAKE MY ANNUAL PILGRA-DAMAGE TO AN MLB SITE. I WILL HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS.</div><div><br /></div><div>So, see ya at the park!!! And see ya at the blog later today and tomorrow.</div><div><br /></div><div>Sincerely,</div><div><br /></div><div>Dan Weisman, BI</div>]]>
        
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    <title>Sure signs of the apocalypse, and other stories</title>
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    <published>2008-05-14T08:50:40Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-14T10:11:00Z</updated>

    <summary>An unassisted triple play. We&apos;re talking Asdrubal Cabrera to Cabrera to Cabrera and rally stop. This was a real treat. With that in mind, let&apos;s take it truly around the horn this session. I&apos;m planning more in-depth examinations of several...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 27.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 20px; ">An unassisted triple play. We're talking Asdrubal Cabrera to Cabrera to Cabrera and rally stop. This was a real treat. With that in mind, let's take it truly around the horn this session. I'm planning more in-depth examinations of several issues in coming days, including the demise of the Padres, the sudden downfall of offense in general, and an investigation into coach Wayne Graham's super powers, but for now...</span></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 22.0px Helvetica"><b>End of the world as we know it,  REM Fans</b></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">The Mayan calendar ends on Dec. 21, 2012. Some say that date signals the end of the world as humanity knows it.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Begging to differ. For today may have signaled a more immediate end to life on Spaceship Earth. As the chosen ones, myself somewhat included, say, why was today different from all other days?</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Because today the Rays found first place in the AL East. And it was good. Vince Namoli is rolling in his grave. Let the premature celebrations begin!</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">After a decade of turmoil, incredibly inept management decisions, terrible clubhouse mixes and a constant struggle to keep up with the rest of the league, the Rays made it to first place, alone and unbowed, even if just for one fine day in May.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Gabe Gross provided the final honors on May's lucky 13th for the Rays. He drove in the winning run about 10:45 p.m. Tampa time, in the bottom of the 11th Inning.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">(Sidebar: Hope Gross stays a Ray. Last time he drove in the winning run in extra innings this year he got traded from the Bruise Cruise for all his troubles.)</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Hallelujah, already.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">I'm still a bit skeptical. I don't agree totally with this sign them to long-term contracts while they're young approach. The Indians pioneered the concept in the 1980s and it worked for them. A bad contract, or two, and that strategy can sink a franchise. So, the Rays better get that new waterfront stadium just in case.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">But the passion, finally, got there from here. Rays fans are coming out of their caves. The game Tuesday actually found more Rays fans than Yankees fans in the St. Pete Orange Funhouse. Shocking.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">I follow the Rays with more than a modicum of interest. When the team was founded, I was a Tampa guy. I bought a "Devil" Rays cap the first day it was issued. I wear the mark of the Rays while walking around Rancho Santa Fe although the many changes in cap style have burned a hole in my pocketbook.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Today is different from all other days and I don't care about tomorrow. Pass me a Cuban already. I'm eating this up black beans and rice followed by guava turnover style.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 22.0px Helvetica"><b>Ichiro joke</b></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Most fans by now appreciate Ichiro has better than a working knowledge of the English language, translator and entourage notwithstanding. Sort of similar to Sammy Sosa -- Remember him? -- anywhere besides a congressional steroids hearing.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">As relayed by Michael Young to Tom Grieve to me (to you): Ichiro rolled into Second Base. Grasshopper, he said to the Young one. Grasshopper? Yes, Ichiro added, grasshopper, they named a drink after you. Pause. Really, said grasshopper, Ichiro continued, they named the drink Steve?</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Say hello, Kung Fu Master Po, David Carradine division.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Please hold all applause until the end of the column.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 21.0px Helvetica"><b>Other funnies</b></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">1. Ryan Dempster<b>.</b> He does a pretty mean Harry Caray impression. Mean as in don't wait for any call-ups to David Letterman's impressionists week although ventriloquists week may not be out of the question.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Saturday Night Live might work though, too. The Caray impression was more like an impression of Will Farrell doing Harry Caray.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Now, let's get some runs!</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">2. Umbrella night at Kansas City.<b> </b>They came in handy. It rained and rained and rained. But that's not all. With fans disguised as blue-on-white umbrellas, after rain delays and a stoppage due to a tornado warning, Billy Butler won the game in the bottom of the 9th with a homer to Left Field.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Not. Just kidding.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">The ball bounced off the top of the wall and back into play for double trouble. Nevertheless, the game-winning fireworks went off as Butler remained on a pedestal at Second Base. Not to worry, the Royals prevailed in the end. Umbrellas down.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Less funny are the Royals on Sundays. The blue tops look good. The white pants look gay. Switch out the swatches. Or get the Fab Five from ***** Eye for the Straight Guy on the case.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 23.0px Helvetica"><b>Uniformal oddity</b></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Waiting for the start of Padres-Cubs, the television guys replayed the final inning of Jim Maloney's Aug. 19, 1965 10-inning no-hitter against the Cubs. Maloney threw 187 pitches in walking 10 and striking out 12.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Odd, true, but truly odd: Reds uniforms. The numbers were above the names. Those unis are crying out for turn back the clock day.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 23.0px Helvetica"><b>Miscellaneous musings</b></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Robert Earle, Robert Earle...Keen, that is; won't hold being an Aggie against you 'cause you're so cool. Keen performs May 17 after the Astros-Rangers game. And remember: "The Party Never Ends".</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Heath Bell gets on his bike -- kiddy division, handlebars and training wheels -- in promoting Padres games on TV. I knew Evel Knievel and you, sir, are no Evel Knievel.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">The 100th anniversary of Mother's Day on Sunday was a cause for regret to some. Those stuck on 1908, anyway; you know, the last time the Cubs won the World Series. Look it up. (Bless you mom)!</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Tony Romo was guest conductor at Wrigley Field's 7th Inning Stretch histrionics. His voice was wide right. He must be hitting it big though. First time in recent memory the booth visitor didn't have to stay the entire bottom of the 7th. Take that, Bonnie Hunt.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 24.0px Helvetica"><b>Finally, upon further review, in mascot news</b></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Give up your day job!</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">The guy dressed out as a giant human hot dog at Cleveland was more alarming than pink bats or elephants at Charlie Finley closing time.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Where is Krazy Krab when you need him, er, it?</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">The Cleveland hot dog is a guy calling out for a stadium mascot gig. Tastes good, less filling, but can he dance?</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Cliff Lee, Fausto Carmona, No No Sabathia, take heed. The heck with shutouts, this is a shout-out. The hot dog guy may be the actual key to your success.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica">Borat, respect.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 19.0px Helvetica"><b><i>And I am out of here...</i></b></p>
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    <title>Base-brawl: Or Jefferson Airplane to Richie Sexson -- &quot;FEED YOUR HEAD&quot;</title>
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    <published>2008-05-09T09:06:52Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-09T10:17:42Z</updated>

    <summary>The blogosphere lit up like my uncle at Thanksgiving Dinner with takes on the Mariners v. Rangers extravaganza at Safeco Field on May 8. Whatever Richie Sexson was on, don&apos;t try it at the next rave, oh band of grungeons....</summary>
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        <name>Dan Weisman, Baseball Investigator</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 24.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; "></span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 24px/normal Helvetica; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 22px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; ">The blogosphere lit up like my uncle at Thanksgiving Dinner with takes on the Mariners v. Rangers extravaganza at Safeco Field on May 8.</span><b></b></p><p></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">Whatever Richie Sexson was on, don't try it at the next rave, oh band of grungeons.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 15.0px Helvetica"><i>"When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead..."</i></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">As fights go, it wasn't much after the first few furious moments. But as base-brawls go, Mariners v. Rangers; Sexson v. Kevin Gabbard in the main ring, was one of the stranger events of the last decade, or so.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">Sexson's imminently, eminently, legendary meltdown on a pitch not even in the same Zip code as his head precipitated the big event. But it had been simmering for several innings, not to mention many games in the case of the not-so-merry M's.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><i>"And you've just had some kind of mushroom</i></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><i>And your mind is moving slow..."</i></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">Expected to compete for, if not flat-out dominate the AL West, Los Angels notwithstanding, the Mariners have been dreadful. Can't score a lick. Which should make for a grand round of nothing ball next week when that other grand underachiever and offensive underling, the San Diego Padres, come to town for the overheated annual cross-league rivalry (not) next week. But, we digress.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">Coming into the pugilistic outburst about when "Lost" got found Thursday night, May 8, the maniacal Mariners had rocked the cellar at Davy Jones' locker with the grand tamale of zero runs in the previous 15 innings, or so; one run in three games.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">Coincidental with giving up an Ian Kinsler home run, and some other collateral damage, Felix Hernandez asserted his keys to the kingdom by hitting two, including Kinsler, who was not amused in the least, but refrained.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">Nerves were frayed, but let's make this perfectly clear. The pitch thrown by Gabbard was high.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><i>"Go ask Alice</i></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><i>When she's ten feet tall..."</i></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">But that was about all.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">A little lower and the ball actually would have been a strike. As it passed the plate, nowhere near Sexson, he immediately flung his bat and sped to the mound.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">Gabbard had that deer-in-the-headlights glare. As with Claude Rains in "Casablanca" he appeared shocked, he'd tell you, shocked. Maybe he shouldn't have been. Sexson's attack was premeditated, no doubt about it. This was the inner hockey player in him causing a little havoc to try to right the Mariners' sinking ship.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><i>"Go ask Alice</i></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><i>I think she'll know..."</i></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">Most shocking was the helmet toss portion of the event. As Rangers announcer Tom Grieve -- during an also now-legendary mic meltdown -- correctly surmised, Sexson throwing his helmet at Gabbard before he tackled the poor guy was well beyond the pale. Not quite Marichal on Roseboro, but nowhere near kosher.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">(Grieve got on a roll with about a dozen dartful zingers at Sexson during the event; everyone has their favorite by now, mine: "If he's going to hit a hitter, he's going to hit a good hitter." And something to the effect, Sexson couldn't hit the side of a boat. Meantime, Mike Blowers on the Mariners broadcast side, effusively praised Sexson for firing up the team. Sort of Obama-Clinton light.).</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><i>"And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'</i></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><i>Remember what the dormouse said..."</i></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">And then the scrum materialized. High-low-lights included Hernandez ranting and raving near the mound. Several teammates had to fake restrain him. And in the far corner,  Eddie Guardardo made a rare appearance on his old home field -- two actually, for he also pitched -- serving as ringmaster/peacemaker. Next stop: Beirut.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">Slipping from the sublime to the ridiculous, however, was the amazing display by, who else, Milton Bradley, no ingenue in this set drama.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">Bradley swooped catcher-clad Gerald Laird clear off the ground and carried him away -- superhero fashion -- from the WWE Raw ring. Bradley angrily lectured Laird, and all who would listen, to steer clear of fight club. Incredible, considering how Bradley finished on the disabled last year. That following his own bizarre argument with an umpire -- the ump actually got suspended over it -- punctuated by Padres manager Bud Black wrestling him to the ground to save him from certain ejection.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">Speaking of the DL as in just off it, Gabbard stayed in the game for a couple of hitters (ball, not body) following the 'in flagrante' moment, then left with another apparent injury. Sexson, obviously, was ejected. So flagrant was his meltdown, it wouldn't be surprising to see him suspended for seven games, or so.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 18.0px Helvetica">Was there method to his madness? Not so obviously, mojombos. The Mariners were shut down and shut out yet again. The scoreless steak is 22 innings, scoreless if one doesn't count the helmet toss event.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><i>"Remember what the dormouse said;</i></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><i>'FEED YOUR HEAD...FEED your head..."</i></p>
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    <title>Missed it by...that much: Maxwell Smart, Miguel Batista and the unusual suspects</title>
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    <published>2008-05-06T18:08:09Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-08T23:17:44Z</updated>

    <summary>Would you believe...?Passive-aggressive moment of the weekMilton Bradley expressed his displeasure in no uncertain body language as the weak foul ball fluttered due right of the batter&apos;s box. He skulked away ready, willing and almost able to flip his disgusting...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 19px; "><h1 style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; font-size: 1.75em; line-height: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: 0px; font-weight: bold; font-family: 'lucida grande', sans-serif; background-position: initial initial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12px; font-style: italic; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><br /></span></h1><h1 style="padding-top: 0px; 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margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">Passive-aggressive moment of the week</b></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; ">Milton Bradley expressed his displeasure in no uncertain body language as the weak foul ball fluttered due right of the batter's box. He skulked away ready, willing and almost able to flip his disgusting bat in utter disdain. A's catcher Rob Bowen had other ideas. He lunged and -- mixed sports metaphors for Toronto Bills fans -- missed it Scott Norwood breath...by that much, wide right. After some extended drama, Bradley finally was persuaded to return to the dish. He promptly got jiggy with it, smashing a double off the Left Field wall. Two fists pumped up at Second Base, Bradley, as usual, played the KAOS agent.</p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; ">Passive-aggressive moment of the week II</span></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; ">Fans of the Paddy Chayefsky movie "Network" take note. This Rockies fan was mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. Ex post facto closer Manny Corpas had walked the bases full. What, again? Suddenly, a blur from the stands bee-lined to the mound. Security tackled him within spitting distance of Corpas. But, Corpas? Didn't flinch. Didn't even look surprised. After his misadventures this year, acted as if he expected it. No big whoop. What can you say? Colorado Springs ain't all that bad this time of year. Hopefully, Corpas won't need additional security.</span></b></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">Dropping the "Cone of Silence" over Miguel Batista</b></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; ">Get Smart. Or at least get Maxwell Smart, CONTROL agent 86,  on the damn shoe phone already. Miguel Batista has gone deep undercover. Consider the circumstantial evidence. An April 20 start against the Angels with no runs and eight strikeouts in 7 2/3 innings. A May 1 start against the Indians with one run and four hits, six strikeouts in seven innings. Sandwiched between was a groin injury and one inning start against the A's with five walks, two hits and three runs, which Batista called a temporary physical setback. But now, say what, chief? Batista claims a "secret" weapon. In an interview last week with the Seattle Times, Batista "let it slip" he had discovered new "ways to hide the ball from hitters," according to writer Geoff Baker. It has something to do with focus. Let's hope KAOS doesn't get wind of this. Time for the cone of silence to be lifted.</p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; ">(UPDATED -- Typical CONTROL mission: Agent 0h-for-0h-My-0h, Batista used the hidden ball scenario to great prejudice on May 6 agaInst the Strangers. He posted three hits, six walks, six earned runs in 2 1/3 innings to reverse his record to 2-4. Mariners were sunk 10-1 when the bullpen shoe phone exploded.)</p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">Padres Upfakes</b></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; ">Samson Met Delilah Department: Here's a coaching tactic not recommended for home use. The slumped-over Padres coaching staff decided to grow moustaches to encourage team morale and make some kind of point. Eight losses in 10 games later, voila' clean-shaven. How about beards? Goatees?</p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; ">More strange defense: Paul McAnulty went over to the other side..of the foul line and plausibility respectively. Running down a foul ball near the Third Base stands, he caught the ball alright. And his glove, with ball firmly ensconced, dropped off his hand. Would you believe... </p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">Problems, problems</b></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; ">Rays -- No last name? -- were the "It" team last week as they tied for first place in the AL East. Now, they're the "was" team having been swept out of Boston. Oops. Premature parity celebration. Not quite ready for prime time. Taking the devil out of the name may not be enough just yet.</p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; ">Sue you. Or sue the ump union. Eric Gagne should sue somebody. Got squeezed worse than a lemon on ball-strike calls Sunday, resulting in walking the bases full, blowing ye-gads his sixth save. The Krewe proceeds to lose in 12. The box score, not to mention fantasy point count, will appear brutal.  Gagne didn't throw that badly. But...Can anyone say Saloman Torres or Guillermo Mota to the rescue.</p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">Big Yellow Banana Department</b></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; ">Turn back the clock to 1972 uniforms at whatever they call the stadium at Oakland this week. Ouch, sound the frutti tutti alarm. Bedecked in Charlie Finley hues, Frank Thomas was like a giant sun, his bright yellow helmet and trim on kelly green searing a blinding experience on all who dared witness. Especially nice touch though with Vida Blue doing the 7th Inning on the A's telecast. Blue definitely speaks his mind. </p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">Text Messaging Department: Wt Tl Nxt Yr  </b></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><i style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">May Day May Day:</i> Sound that call for alarm at sea why don't ye for the ancient Mariners. They had a titanic plan perhaps. It's not hitting much except for icebergs.</p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><i style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">Turn out the lights, the potty's over</i>: Pirates, Nationals, Padres. There's trouble in River City. Pray for rain or at least better draft day irrigation. Honorary mention -- Tigers. So much talent, so few results.</p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><i style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">wt tl ths yr:</i> The Orioles have been an interesting exprience, sort of like the Brewers last year. They're definitely pitching better and playing harder. While the East is just too too for them, they're fun to watch, this after long years of dull-droms.</p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><i style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">Bck n th USSR:</i> Best in National League --  D-Backs, duh; second tier, Cubs, Mets and Phillies; third tier Dodgers, possibly Cardinals.</p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">Quick Hits:</b></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">Lo-and-Behold Alikes: </b>A sure sign of the apocalypse. The Mayans said the world will end Dec. 23, 2012. It may have ended for me on Sunday. that's when I noticed the now-uncanny resemblance of  Jim Kaat  with...Randy Quaid? Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.</p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">Birds of a feather:</b> It's a wondrous and beatific sight to behold by the San Francisco Bay at Ma Bell Park. Right about quitting time, those lovable, laid back sea birds rally around the upper decks, ready to swoop on discarded nachos, chips and tasty fried treats. Picture postcard nice nature stuff. Not so nice the sea birds in the former mistake by the lake, Cleveland rocks. On Sunday, May 4, these birds got downright Hitchcock-esque. They swarmed the stadium near quitting time with more than a bit of attitude, bad and getting worse. These big bad birds meant business as they dive-bombed the stadium. Scary stuff. Maybe they're disgruntled after the Tribe lost two of two to the Royals. Or maybe its just a Cleveland thing like the river burning way back when. Either way, not good.</p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">Eric Byrnes Dating Show?</b> Hello. Am I the only one alarmed that Eric Byrnes might be involved in any way, shape or form with the future of the human race's DNA gene pool? The dating game on the Eric Byrnes Show, would you believe...the girl with the triple-jointed shoulders and Conor Jackson? The next episode promises a three's-a-crowd date with the girl, the guy and Byrnsey. Kiss it good-bye.</p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">Fantasyland:</b>  Once upon a time, I sneered at rotisserie baseball, saying it detracted from the pure spectacle of actual games played, not stats stirred. Now, everyone loves the fantasy game, in some cases even more than the real deal. I pledge to do my bit in order to encourage more blog hits by identifying certain hidden gems. This week, for deep leagues, allow me to mention Moises Alou is back on his feet. He's good for some lofty stats before his next designated DL trip.  Relief-wise look at Saloman Torres. He's chalking up good appearances with some depth and is slated to replace a faltering Gagne. Shelly Duncan can hit even if he's not doing so much now. More playing time will help. Of course, what did they do to the real Augie Ojeda and who is that now sporting his uniform? He's hot and playing while Hudson is out although Hudson may return imminently. </p><p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">Sorry about that chief: </b>John McCain must be feeling good about his presidential chase. He took the time to take in the game at Chase Field, Phoenix on Sunday. Then, there was President Bush, the other one, at This Used to be Enron Field, Houston. But what's most alarming in a non sequitor sort of way is that bizarre canned voice at Chase Field, intoning, "Everybody clap their hands" followed by the canned hands clapping. Would you believe...</p><p style="font: normal normal normal 16px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><b style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; "><i style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">AND LOVING IT. Say goodnight, Agent 99. Goodnight Max. And goodnight for Dan Weisman, Baseball Investigator.</i></b></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 15px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><i style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; ">(BTW:  Check out my online community journalism site at http//:92067FREEPRESS.COM).</i></p><p style="font: normal normal normal 15px/normal Helvetica; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; background-position: initial initial; "><br /></p></div></span> ]]>
        
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    <title>One Degree of &quot;Dr. Strangeglove&quot; -- The Jack Cust Story</title>
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    <published>2008-05-02T09:13:45Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-03T19:35:04Z</updated>

    <summary>The ghost of Richard Lee &quot;Dick&quot; Stuart was alive and well the evening of Thursday, May 1 at Angel Stadium of Anaheim on Gene Autrey Way.Many of you weren&apos;t born when Stuart, infamously known as Dr. Strangeglove following the Stanley...</summary>
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        <name>Dan Weisman, Baseball Investigator</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The ghost of Richard Lee "Dick" Stuart</span></span> was alive and well the evening of Thursday, May 1 at Angel Stadium of Anaheim on Gene Autrey Way.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px">Many of you weren't born when Stuart, infamously known as Dr. Strangeglove following the Stanley Kubrick 1964 classic of the same name, held court and, oopsy-daisy, drop-kicked balls from 1958 to 1969.<b></b></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Stuart didn't just butcher the rawhide. He stewed, filleted, shaked, baked, folded and otherwise mutilated balls with all the aplomb of a blind elephant in a pottery barn.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Shameless on defense, and almost defiantly so, the good-humored -- Thank goodness, for he was a giant -- Stuart's record 29 errors at First Base set while toiling for the Boston Red Sox stands preeminent even today. Frank Litsky's New York Times obituary for Stuart upon his death from cancer at age 66 in 2002 quoted Bobby Bragan calling old Stonehands -- Stuart's pre-strangeglove moniker -- the worst outfielder he ever saw.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.0px Helvetica">Add quote Litsky: When the public-address announcer at Pirates training camp once told the spectators, ''Anyone who interferes with the ball in play will be ejected from the ballpark,'' Danny Murtaugh, the Pirates' manager at the time, said, ''I hope Stuart doesn't think he means him.''</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Oh by the way, Stuart also hit 228 home runs -- pre- pre-steroids. In 1963, when he set the record for errors, he also led the American League in RBI's with 118. This in the modern dead ball era before the mounds were lowered and the hitters designated.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Which brings us full circle to a fatefully unexpected Thursday this side of Los Angeles where the county turns orange. That awful thud. The shameful bounce. A Bugs Bunny cartoon of a fly ball clank clank, you never gonna get that baby back. And the reincarnation of Dick Stuart incarnate, in the form of Jack Cust, Left(out)fielder, Oakland's A's, committing the ultimate honors in anti-defense.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">This brought back long lost memories of ye olde Dr. Stonehands Strangeglove. The sheer audacity of Cust's latest blunder, coupled with that loud thud of a sound similar to a cement block dropped about 50 stories to the concrete ground was like a tornado, hurricane, flood, an unnaturally natural event, unforgettably permeating the moment.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">That bitter play! Sweet nostalgia. Not heard nor such audacious non-play seen for so many lonely moments and now this.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Give Cust credit for he probably never heard of Stuart. But Lawdy, Miss Clawdy, he did the greatest Dr. Strangeglove impression possible. First, he looked up to see the routine fly ball drift ever so graciously to Left Field. Ever confident -- and nobody looked more confident than Stuart right before each next gaffe -- Cust held up his glove awaiting the expected result.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Hosanna and look out below, the ball fell flush on a closed glove, bounced about 20 yards away and resulted in disaster, Angels flying around the basepaths. What Cust had done was cover his eyes with his glove. He never stood a chance.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">But Cust is a playa, if not a fieldah, per se. Almost nonchalantly, he retrieved the ball, missed the cut-off man -- perfect, if this were Superman's Bizarro World, but here not so much -- and eventually departed the field at inning's end. </p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Cust's no love for Mr. Glove did Stuart even prouder then. As Stuart often did, Cust went the distance and then some. Made up for it all with a ringing home run sparking an eight-run Fifth Inning that won the A's the game. So imperfect in the damn field, Cust was perfect at the plate going four for four, walking twice and scoring three runs.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">I am not too proud to say this: When I focused on the enormity of the effort, the Dr. Strangeglove resurrection in reflection, I got a little misty-eyed.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Somewhere, this side of heaven, maybe a field of dreams at Dyersville, Iowa, Dick "Dr. Strangeglove" Stuart is picking up that image of Jack Cust on the defensive cusp as he kicks and klunks a routine ground ball into a two-base adventure before hitting a game-winning grand slam.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Somewhere, the A's are playing today. And Jack "The New Stonehands" Cust with Dr. Strangeglove as his wingman -- all props to Pharrell and Snoop Dog -- is dropping it like it's hot.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><br /></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b>These are the days, my friends. We thought they'd never end...</b></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b>What does it take?</b> Tough Room Department. Brad Wilkerson goes three for three with a walk and is promptly released by the Mariners for all his efforts. Guess he should have been swinging on that fourth ball.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b>Ballplayers are people, too, Part Infinity. </b>Doug Mientkiewicz, now a Buc, was unusually candid the other day discussing his disappointment and reaction to being traded from the Red Sox to the Mets. He put his bad attitude and play on his shoulders in a very stand-up way. All the fans who get so excited about trades and player movements don't appreciate the disruption to lives that also take place.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b>Carlos Zambrano is in the house.  </b>And doing the whirling dervish dance dugoutside before each game. Strange sight indeed, what with all the slamming and bamming, but it's tough to argue with success. The Zambrani can keep on dancing with the Cubs stars all the way to Cy Young town at this pace.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b>I must leave you now a virtual presence until we meet again. Enjoy!</b></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">(Please visit my online community journalism site at http//:92067FREEPRESS.com as well)!</p> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>That was the week that was, in no small part</title>
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    <published>2008-04-21T09:29:20Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-21T10:15:18Z</updated>

    <summary>Let&apos;s consider some hidden gems last week in baseball annals: Michael Buffer voice: &quot;Let&apos;s get ready to ruminate...&quot; &quot;I alone have escaped to tell thee&quot;...(Coleridge-to-Tinker-to-No Chance, Wrigley Field 8/14/85). Pity the poor Pirates --  The defense rests. And rests and...</summary>
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        <name>Dan Weisman, Baseball Investigator</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; ">Let's consider some hidden gems last week in baseball annals:</span></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Michael Buffer voice: "Let's get ready to ruminate..."</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">"I alone have escaped to tell thee"...(Coleridge-to-Tinker-to-No Chance, Wrigley Field 8/14/85).</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b>Pity the poor Pirates --  </b>The defense rests. And rests and rests. It's bad. They just finished a stretch of at least one error in 16 of the last 17 games through April 20. Defense wins ball games. The Pirates lose ball games. Get it? And what ya gonna do next? Punt.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Addendum: The Bucs were one of Branch Rickey's stops. Luck is the residue of design, he said. So, this is the residue of what?</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b>Hidden Ball Trick Pony </b>-- Ronny Paulino discovered an interesting twist to catching the damn baseball already. The old rawhide ripped into ye olde throat guard and Houdini-like disappeared within the chest protector trick. Yeah, it happens every spring. Err, Paulino was no worse for wear although he took a while to produce the ball.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b>Hidden Ball Trick Pony Part Two </b>-- Maybe that's how they do things in Havana, but Yunei Escobar seemed almost shocked his hidden ball trick didn't fool anybody at Atlanta. That's not how we do it this side of the Sugar Curtain, Charlie.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b>Final fallout from Padres-Rockies 22 inning affair</b> -- It only took 659 pitches for the Rockies to score that exciting -- if you like to watch cricket, shuffleboard, or bass fishing, paint dry -- 2-1 victory for the ages and it took the ages to do so, longest game in innings played since 1993 and eighth longest game in time played since 1920.  But that's not even the good part. They don't have no stinking curfew in the National League -- The AL won't even think about starting an inning after 1 a.m. -- but they sure as shooting do at Lindbergh Field San Diego. Flights are not supposed to leave after 3 a.m. However, regional airport authorities special sauced the baseball charters. Home team first, the Padres left around 3:15 a.m. for Phoenix, followed by the Rockies to Houston. Unfortunately, with the time change and all, The Rockaroos got to Oil Town at 7 a.m., just in time for morning glory commute. Funskis! Of course, air rage. Rockies scored six runs in the top of the 1st Inning and cruised to victory. Padres, not so much. Another day, another loss to the high flying D-Backs.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b>Torii Hunter Bentley IV Jr. , Sir</b> --  The new Bentley was a real trip for the guy who came from the ghetto to make it big. But it didn't get very far. Rear-ended just a few blocks from the ballpark. A bit bruised and battered, nevertheless Hunter took the field and took it out on the Mariners (not so ancient, see Coleridge citation above) crashing into the fence as he robbed Richie Sexson of what would have been a game winning  home run in the 9th Inning.</p>
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    <title>If you have 22 innings in the office pool, why do you have...never mind, you don&apos;t have to go home but you can&apos;t stay here</title>
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    <published>2008-04-18T08:05:12Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-18T08:23:57Z</updated>

    <summary>Nothing says special than banging the drum slowly past 1 a.m. in the top of the 22nd Inning at Petco Park.It helps to like singles. There&apos;s been a zinglinion of them. And weak ground outs. And slow reflexes. And too many...</summary>
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        <name>Dan Weisman, Baseball Investigator</name>
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        <![CDATA[Nothing says special than banging the drum slowly past 1 a.m. in the top of the 22nd Inning at Petco Park.<div><br /></div><div>It helps to like singles. There's been a zinglinion of them. And weak ground outs. And slow reflexes. And too many hot dogs for the bumbuns and birds.</div><div><br /></div><div>OK, nothing makes sense anymore. Tulowitzki again. How many times has he strode the late. Eight, nine, one hit, many outs.</div><div><br /></div><div>A sharp double to left-center after an error. Look out below. Rockies have a one run lead. At last, we can rest.</div><div><br /></div><div>'Tis the bottom of the 22nd, 22 innings and not much scoring. Honestly, they'll have to stop playing. Go ahead and hit Greene at 1:15 a.m. Kip Wells and prepare to descend to the lower levels of Dante's den. There will be no sacrifice bunting in the bottom of the 22nd. Are you kidding me. And Josh Bard, catcher has played all 22 and is now up hitting into a double play.</div><div><br /></div><div>A walk. What does it take to kill the Kervoka. Come on Kip Wells. You are crazy wild. And finally strike three.</div><div><br /></div><div>That handles that. A long time playing but where's the humanity when it ends. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;">My dog has died.</span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>]]>
        
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    <title>While I&apos;ve got your attention in the 21st Inning, this thing has got to end</title>
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    <published>2008-04-18T07:55:14Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-18T08:04:39Z</updated>

    <summary>It&apos;s obvious. Nobody is going to score. It&apos;s like an episode of &quot;Lost&quot;. Many hours and innings ago, the pictures of the seeping people were old. It&apos;s tiring just to watch. Kip Wells v. Glendon Rusch, sort of a greatest...</summary>
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        <name>Dan Weisman, Baseball Investigator</name>
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        <![CDATA[It's obvious. Nobody is going to score. It's like an episode of "Lost". Many hours and innings ago, the pictures of the seeping people were old. It's tiring just to watch. Kip Wells v. Glendon Rusch, sort of a greatest hit of the early 2000s. Who knew they'd be up and at 'em?<div><br /></div><div>We <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; text-decoration: underline;">MUST HAVE CLOSURE.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; ">  </span>Too many left on base. Too many hopes and dreams mercilessly crushed. Who can stop this madness? Stop the rain.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm getting giddy. A single to left by Tony Clark. Jim Edmonds now. Oh my. That soft grounder to short isn't going to help anybody.</div><div><br /></div><div>So, we go to the lucky 22nd.</div><div><br /></div><div>Frankly, live commentating MLB.com fans. This moment has timeless karma attached to its sad rump.</div><div><br /></div><div>But I digress. Nothing says baseball more than playing beyond when you drop. The American League has a 1 a.m. curfew.</div><div><br /></div><div>This is the National League. Mojumbo!!!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>]]>
        
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    <title>As the Padres-Rockies game turns, say around the 21st Inning, or so, a real time experience</title>
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    <published>2008-04-18T07:48:58Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-18T08:39:16Z</updated>

    <summary> As I write this, around 12:30 a.m. Pacific Yadda Time, the Padres and Rockies attempt their 20th inning of play. If this were Osaka, this game would be done. But Its pretty little don&apos;t even try to score Petco...</summary>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">As I write this, around 12:30 a.m. Pacific Yadda Time, the Padres and Rockies attempt their 20th inning of play.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">If this were Osaka, this game would be done.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">But Its pretty little don't even try to score Petco and after 14 innings of no runs then a tease of the 15th, the longest game in major league baseball since 2003 is kind of sexy.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">It's a classic case of you can't get there from ere. Kouzmanoff dives to his left and Brooks Robinson the ball hawks.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Styrike one and two. Diving catches. Bizarre calls. That's what it took to drag this classic contest into the late and early moondust.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">One two three and three two one. They're gone. More innings. We can't get enough. No one dares blow this one.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">The yin in the yang has tired. Troy Tulowitzki breaks his oh-for-seven with an eighth.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">We go to the bottom of the 20th tied 1-1. Oh doctor. This is baseball real time. Next game is later today. In another state.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Defensive gems abound. The best two defensive shortstops in the National League unknown to the casual fans, Khalil Greene and Tulowitzki strut their stuff. Dead air and Petco's spacious park. The perfect storm for a return to 1968 style baseball.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Ah, if only they counted foul balls as points and scored a win that way. Or as in the most recent spring training call the game after, shall we say, 10?</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Nah, they're going to play all night. Grab another bag of popcorn.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">OK the taped-up rams head in the 17th was a nice touch. But it didn't work, obviously. Neither did the gris-gris and the voodoo hex in the 19th. Worlds have risen and crashed. People have been born and died.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">And we are headed to the bottom of the 21st. Good. </p>
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    <title>From Japan with love</title>
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    <published>2008-04-13T03:14:41Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-13T03:42:08Z</updated>

    <summary>You may want to use this trivia question to win an iced tea bet at the local library. Who are the four pitchers in Major League Baseball history to toss no-hitters in each league? The first three are pretty good....</summary>
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        <name>Dan Weisman, Baseball Investigator</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 24.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; ">You may want to use this trivia question to win an iced tea bet at the local library.</span></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">Who are the four pitchers in Major League Baseball history to toss no-hitters in each league?</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">The first three are pretty good. Cy Young. Jim Bunning. Nolan Ryan. Start a rotation with that bunch, why don't you.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">And then there's that elusive fourth man. Hideo Nomo who threw a no-no in that least likely of venues, the only one in fact in the history of Coors Field. Nomo repeated his feat for the Red Sox at Camden Yards. The first one there.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">And now the Tornado is back.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">Nomo's baseball history easily is as convoluted and downright different as his tortuously twisting delivery. A delivery so unusual that even in Japan, the land of weird fits of pitching fancy and mojo delivery gyrations, he was famously named the Tornado.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">Nomo also broke the Japanese financial mold. He got an agent -- unheard of at the time -- who got him out of a contract on a technicality and did a dastardly deed considered dishonorable at the time. He defected, er, let's say, signed with the Dodgers. Since Nomomania -- not quite Fernandomania, but as with L.A.'s Japantown, a nice touch for a while -- he moved around quite a bit and had a solid U.S. career.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">Which brings us to the present day as Nomo got back into the Major Leagues after a long hiatus. His usual Number 19 already was taken by Brian Bannister on the Royals, so the contrarian in Nomo went with Number 91. Get it?</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">Lo-and-behold, Nomo pitching and the matchup of the day in a way. Hideki Matsui came to the plate. Matsui's career with the Giants, Yomiuri division, began in 1994 just as Nomo nearly dearly departed Nippon. And Matsui is legend in Japan, sort of a Hank Greenburg type, dominant power hitter. He's been very, very good in the States, too, but his power numbers aren't quite the super-colassal-happy-fun numbers of his play in Japan. Yet an all-star here.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">Matsui is considered a solid citizen, but has some considerable quirks. He likes women. Really, really likes women. He boasted about dating five women at one time. Perhaps that phase is over since he recently married. But he couldn't afford to divorce. After all, who would get his porno film collection? He is said to have more than 50,000 items and has spoken openly about the collection. Sorry, a bit too creepy for me, not the concept, but the size. And don't go there...</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">There it was Japanese Central League fans: Kintetsu Buffaloes v. Yomiuri Giants. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; ">Nomo versus Matsui. The Tornado versus Godzilla. All on a wet Kansas City field with about a dozen people in the stands somewhat outmaneuvered by the few dozen Japanese media people hanging around the dugouts.</span></span></p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">Great moment. Not. The at-bat was short and sweet. Matsui hit a weak pop-up and so it went. Maybe next time Nomo will face Matsui's arch-rival, the inimitable Ichiro, and we'll see some fireworks.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">C.C. No. No. Sabathia looks way over the weight limit and someone is going to have to throw him back back back. His fastball looks very straight and he is getting bombed, and not at the local hoo-hooery hole in a good way...</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">Talk to the hand says Jake Peavy. Does anyone who saw his hands as he left the mound after shutting out the Dodgers doubt he was as covered with pine tar as George Brett's legendary bat? Put it this way. That wasn't magic mud fairy dfust. With the whole world watching the reprise against the Dodgers, he clearly was not doing the dirty hand dance. Looked clean and pitched well, but not quite as well as the previous effort.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">The Arizona Diamondbacks. They are hot. And as such, they look like Colorado looked at the end of last year and then some. With all the Rock-stuff last year, people tend to forget the D-Backs won the most games in the National League. They look better than last year. Fittingly, the Rockies have been their latest victims.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica">But it's only April. So, all enjoy the Birds (Orioles, Jays, Cardinals, et a;) and the Bees (Salt Lake, best I could do) and all that jazz... </p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 16.0px Helvetica"><br /></p> ]]>
        
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    <title>Bill Buckner, Jim Edmonds and Time (dis)Enabled</title>
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    <published>2008-04-10T18:55:50Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-10T23:45:53Z</updated>

    <summary>TIME. Our final frontier. Time changes everything. Two illustrations from games played April 8 and April 9 are good reference points to this phenomenon. Let us consider the examples of Bill Buckner and Jim Edmonds, then. There&apos;s maybe just a...</summary>
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        <name>Dan Weisman, Baseball Investigator</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">TIME<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; ">. Our final frontier. Time changes everything. Two illustrations from games played April 8 and April 9 are good reference points to this phenomenon.</span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><br /></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px">Let us consider the examples of Bill Buckner and Jim Edmonds, then.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p>
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">There's maybe just a little crying</span> in baseball after all. So it went at Fenway Park on Tuesday, April 8 as Bill Buckner threw out the first pitch.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Yes, that Bill Buckner. The 1986 World Series gaffe and pariah aftermath has been well-dcumented. Buckner faced a lot of challenges. 'Nuff said.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Time and perhaps two world championships have sweetened the sour on the Buckner saga. He was a gritty high quality performer who could hit a ton and wasn't that bad a fielder when his bad legs let him.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">The Fenway moment was just south of a Lou Gehrig luckiest man to be sure, but the standing ovation and tearful pitch were just right.. </p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px">Then, there's the case of <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">where have you gone Jim Edmonds? </span>A timeless fan base bemoans your downfall.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px">The will is there, but injuries and time have done in the skills. It was painfully obvious at wind-swept  AT&amp;T Field, San Francisco. No disrespect to Edmonds who, too, is a gritty all-out guy, but turn him over, he's done.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px">It's been a great career. But <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">injuries and age </span>have caught up to Edmonds. He has been slow in getting to balls he routinely caught in the past. He's been diving and coming up short. Going back back back to the fence and coming up short short way short. His power hitting numbers are now nil.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px">On Wednesday, April 9, Edmonds dropped a line drive. He struck out three times. And then, with the game on the line in the bottom of the 9th Inning, playing his traditional short center field, he failed to judge a fly ball that went over his head and scored the winning run.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px">Great career, but time has done in Lord Jim. And the Padres, who have a solid starting pitching corps, true, but not enough firepower or depth to compete with Arizona, the obvious frontrunner, Colorado or Los Angeles. And after losing two of three in San Francisco, maybe not even the Giants.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Time. OUCH. It changes everything. Lets go Browns!</span></p> ]]>
        
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    <title>Dodging, breaking, spring</title>
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    <published>2008-04-08T07:37:22Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-08T07:40:45Z</updated>

    <summary> It was bogus, but still a close call. Brad Lidge was ipso-facto coming off an injury lay-off. The bottom of the ninth inning, Cincinnati. Cole Hamels shut down the Reds. Tom Gordon actually had a 1-2-3 inning. Amazing considering...</summary>
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        <name>Dan Weisman, Baseball Investigator</name>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">It was bogus, but still</span> a close call. Brad Lidge was ipso-facto coming off an injury lay-off. The bottom of the ninth inning, Cincinnati. Cole Hamels shut down the Reds. Tom Gordon actually had a 1-2-3 inning. Amazing considering his ridiculous path this year. So, Lidge dodged the first bullet. Brandon Phillips smashed a ball that died at the back of the back of the warning track. Two outs, one on and a somewhat routine fly ball down the left field line. The wind blew it a bit stand-ward and Toguchi ran up to catch the ball. Oops. He slightly overran it, held his glove out Willie Mays basket catch style and Dr. Strangeglove dropped it. Second and third. A semi-intentional walk to Ken Griffey later and a wild pitch later, the bases are loaded and so is the Philly Fanatic.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Baseball is back.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Lidge got the save after all.</p>
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<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Speaking of MVPs, how about Matt Holiday for the MVP -- again -- of April 6-7. After staring off slowly bang the drums, he hit his first home run of the year on Sunday and tied the game. Unfortunately, the rocks piled and Manny Corpas blew the game on a Coors-swept home run. On Monday, Holiday went on Spring Break and hit another home rune. This one won the game.</p>
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<entry>
    <title>Making it Billy Crystal Clear</title>
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    <published>2008-03-12T07:50:00Z</published>
    <updated>2008-03-12T09:13:02Z</updated>

    <summary>And other stories we&apos;ll get to including Andy Marte&apos;s bad day at the beach and Beauty and the Geek... But first, the Billy Crystal caper. Who thought of this? And doesn&apos;t it beat the **** out of Garth Brooks batting...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>And other stories we'll get to including Andy Marte's bad day at the beach and Beauty and the Geek...<br />
But first, the Billy Crystal caper. Who thought of this? And doesn't it beat the **** out of Garth Brooks batting one-for-whatever -- and it was a gift -- with the 1999 Padres?</p>

<p>"Billy Crystal will be in camp," Yankees manager Joe Girardi said Tuesday. "I will talk to him (Wednesday) when he gets here. We'll have a plan of attack, but I probably won't share that unti (Thursday)."</p>

<p>Crystal is on the field today as you read the column. He's wearing Number 60, his new age as well. The jersey number actually had a good go on Tuesday. Cody Ransom looked good in it. The ball jumped off his bat and nearly crushed the far wall.</p>

<p>But the Number 60 with all the world watching Thursday against the Bucs is B. Crystal. And then, after the game, "I think he should run just like all the other players," Girardi said. "I hope he has his own insurance, though."</p>

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Elsewhere:</p>

<p>Indians....</p>

<p>Tom Mastny looks like top dog in the hunt for final bullpen spot. His competition is Jorge Julio, Rick Bauer and Scott Elarton. Bauer pitched Tuesday and had control problems, walking guys and giving up a run without even a hit. Elarton looked good in the Ninth Inning and then Andy Marte went to town. And went into IED Mode. When did Winter Haven turn into Baghdad Spring Training?</p>

<p>Marte picked a bad time to have a bad day. He struck out in the Ninth on an inside fastball, taken, not stirred. This carried over into the field. Boom kaboom, hot shot to Third Base, perfect double play ball mishandled and then thrown wide to first. Two runners on and the dreaded bunt. Hey, it's spring? Why not blossom a bit. Marte charged the popped-up bunt and...Oops. Marte let it drop in the apparent belief this act would  atone for the previously botched double-play ball.</p>

<p>Tough love got Marte though. Forgetting to inform teammates rotating in the wheel play, he had no other play but a flip to First Base. Sacrifice --